New York - February 11, 2004

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Proderma Windscreen Face Lotion

Today, thanks to the formidable arctic gusts that greeted you on your way to work, you arrived at your desk feeling like you’d washed your face with Drano and dried it with a cheese grater.

And don’t get us started on how you looked. Getting continually bitch-slapped by a Canadian cold front can take its toll on your otherwise fine features. The best precautionary measure? Proderma Windscreen. The stuff is a heavy-duty buffer for protection on the slopes, but it works just as well on ordinary pedestrians as it does on snow bunnies. The non-greasy formula is water- and sweat-resistant, and, with the help of vitamins A and E, it prevents chapping and dryness. Sure beats moisturizing with Crisco, not to mention wearing that ski mask.

It’s definitely better than the “Look, Ma! No skin!” thing you’ve got going at the moment.

Available online at prodermaproducts.com.