When it comes to things, men tend to like them noisy, shiny, and jiggly.
Gentlemen, time for a subtlety break.
Consider the lowly pore. Perhaps it’s time you met. Even the most casual relationship can help you make great strides in the battle against razor burn, ingrown hairs, and the unsightly zits you hope no one can see. (Sorry, Charlie. They can.)
Here to make the introduction is Nicole Sommers. Equal parts aesthetician and missionary, her expert skin analyses and customized facials are designed exclusively for the male of the species. And, as such, they include a generous amount of as-remedial-as-necessary education.
In further deference to man’s natural (pigheaded) modesty when it comes to the cosmetic, she’ll come to you — to your bachelor pad, conference room, yacht, or plane. She’ll also show up wearing a white nurse’s uniform, but never mind about that — this is a serious cleansing, exfoliating, and hydrating intervention. At the moment, Sommers favors super-organic products from Hungary; she even offers a spicy paprika facial. It will leave your skin absolutely glowing.
Which, you’ll find, is a much better look than “shiny.”
Nicole Sommers (212-734-8348 or gentsllc.com).