Ah, the hallowed halls of learning. Just the place for intellectual volleying, navel gazing, and solving the world’s problems.
But not necessarily your own: While you’ve been reading all that Sartre, you’ve run out of milk. Your laundry pile’s almost as high as your IQ. And your Latin may not be terribly rusty, but your coffeemaker certainly is.
Time to ring College Bellhop and order up a visit. They’ll wash and fold your entire wardrobe, or just do your sheets. Restock your fridge, or simply feed your Rice Krispies Treats addiction (and at prices lower than those at the corner store). Clean your entire place, or just scrub your toilet. Their services are as comprehensive or as à la carte as you want. As a self-titled “student concierge” service, they can do just about anything.
Except write your term paper for you. That’s your job, smarty-pants.
College Bellhop (781-788-6666 or collegebellhop.com).