Online - November 30, 2005

Divine Brown

Chocolate Deities

Come now. Don’t pretend you didn’t buy into that whole new-agey business of Buddhas, incense, love candles, and chai a few years back.

And don’t pretend you’re not still into it now.

If you do, you’ll never allow yourself the fun of a chocolate deity. The handcrafted bars and figures can be used as prayer offerings, altarpieces, home decor, or, of course, a snack. There are more than 30 deities from which to choose, including the popular Ganesh, Krishna, and the Venus of Willendorf , based on the famous well-endowed naked goddess. But our favorite is the Laughing Buddha, a squat candy guy that’s even available in hand-painted gold.

The gift-wrapped goods arrive in a box with message-inscribed ribbons and a note card telling the story of your deity. So they’ll make excellent presents for friends who’ve found spirituality.

Just in case you’re still in denial about your own.

Available online at chocolatedeities.com.