Liberace you’re not.
With the exception, of course, of the unfortunate Halloween you’ve chosen to purge (and rightly so) from your memory.
Still, a little flamboyance in the finger department can be a good thing: Just look at Ayazakura’s pretty rings. Each handmade design is an intricate mix of gold, gold-filled, or sterling silver wire combined with stones that have some allegedly spiritual purpose like citrine (patience), jade (health), and crystal (protection). Everything’s created to give the wearer strength in some form.
Which means you can place a cluster of black freshwater pearls on your ring finger for purity. A chunky hematite model on the index finger for attraction. Or a few peridot in the middle for calmness and serenity. The baubles are a much better way to get your digits noticed.
Even without the inflatable piano.
Available online at ayazakura.com.