If Little Miss Muffet
had stayed on her tuffet
instead of running away
when Spidey spied her
and sat down beside her,
she’d have heard what he had to say.
“Don’t you look sweet
from collar to feet?
It’s by Kirrily Johnston, eh?
She makes button-down jumpers,
cool short shorts, and dresses
in colors like black, rouge, and gray.”
Her seasonless dressing,
it can withstand messing
and rock the Bavarian beat.
The cottons do breathe
and flatter the bod
and complement what’s on your feet.
So if ever you’re stranded
or bored on your duff
And wearing some Kirrily J.,
you know if a spider
drops down beside you,
listen to what he’s got to say.
Available at Des Kohan, 671 Cloverdale Avenue, between Wilshire Boulevard and Sixth Street, Miracle Mile (323-857-0200). To see styles, go to kirrilyjohnston.com.