London - March 29, 2006

Nights in White Satin

Naughty Janet Underwear

Some big names keep up with the times. Prince Charles, for example, or Newsround. Others, like Neighbours and McDonald’s, remain stuck in the past.

The age-old lingerie brand Janet Reger is determined to keep up — and boy is it in a hurry. Its racy new line of risqué underwear, Naughty Janet, positively verges on pornographic.

With an abundance of flirty (i.e., dirty) half-cup bras and beaded thongs (the Chastity in Chains set puts last year’s pearl fanny-slicer in the shade), this is a range for ladies (and gents) who want to get raunchy in style without having to dive into a sleazy polyester-filled sex store in Soho.

Want to stay on top?

As Prince Charles would probably tell you, it’s all about keeping it up.

Available at Janet Reger, 2 Beauchamp Place, SW3 (020 7584 9360 or naughtyjanet.com).