New York - April 10, 2006

Special Delivery

Panty Postman

“Mail delivery has really lost its thrill,” you say to yourself while thumbing through all the Valpak coupons stuffed in your tiny mailbox.

Where are the hot men in uniform? Express telegrams? Misaddressed dirty magazines?

End the P.O. box humdrum and place an order with The Panty Postman, a service that flies fresh undies (from London’s Coco Ribbon) right to your mailbox.

Sign up for the yearly knicker subscription and every three months you’ll receive two pretty thongs in assorted colors. After all, panties have only a 90-day life span. (Yes, cringe while steeping in your 4-year-old pair.)

When they arrive, you’re waiting at the door. You rip open the package right in front of the surprisingly sexy mailman, who smiles and starts to walk away.

You get an idea.

“Wait a minute, Mr. Postman,” you say …

Available at  La Petite Coquette, 51 University Place, between 9th and 10th Streets (212-473-2478); for more information or to order online, go to pantypostman.com.