Not all lies are bad.
Totally acceptable: feigning Alice in Wonderland Syndrome to get out of work. Totally pushing it: thinking your way-too-baggy jeans fit perfectly.
Time to come clean at the Blues Jean Bar. The new Snider Plaza shop, which opens tomorrow, carries twenty lines for men and women — like Joe’s, Paige, Hudson, and 575 Denim.
Start by telling a Blues bartender exactly what you’re looking for (ideal color, size, and fit). Then head to the dressing room where jeans magically appear until you find the perfect pair.
Be warned: The jean-savvy staff doesn’t pull any punches. Which means they’ll call you out for ignoring your body type (you’re not a banana, you’re a pear) or asking for denim that’s too big, short, or tight.
Just take the news in stride. And remember that a little help never hurt anyone.
Too bad we can’t say the same for the truth.
The Blues Jean Bar, 6810 Snider Plaza, University Park (214-368-5326 or bluesjeanbar.com).