New York - June 26, 2006

Pool Cue

Splash Photography

The camera loves you. With that silhouette and those pearly whites, why be bashful?

Pardon? (Inaudible whisper.) Oh. Those pictures. All over the web, you say?

Well, that’s unfortunate — but no reason to throw in the towel.

Test the waters again with an underwater portrait from Splash Photography. Meet sharpshooter Pamela Crimmins at your pool (um, right) or hers in Connecticut, and she’ll wash away your worries as she (decked in flippers, mask, weight belt, and stinger suit) spends hours snapping your best mermaid poses.

Go for the cannonball, the swan dive, or a lazy sidestroke. Crimmins will turn your antics into original art with a psychedelic bent. (Not like you’ll see this stuff on MySpace anytime soon.)

Plunge into the experience with your summer fling, beach housemates, or, heck, even Grandma (who still looks smokin’ in a wet suit).

Just, please, no skinny-dipping.

It’s not that kind of flash photography.

Splash Photography (212-260-7226 or pcrimminsny@earthlink.net). 

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