Fishermen are so dumb.
They wear rubber pants, dig up worms, and spend their days waiting. For friggin’ fish.
When you want to trawl for something worthwhile — say, a few compliments — you’ll find jeweler Jennifer Fisher lives up to her name. Her customizable designs feature a near-perfect array of 14-karat gold charms.
To bait your hook, start by picking a chain type (link, ball, gypsy, etc.) and length (necklace, bracelet, anklet), then select charms from a selection that includes regal crests, rough-edged moons and circles, feathers, keys, skulls, and snakes — many ornamented with tiny diamonds.
To finish, view your design (Don’t like it? Start over. Plenty of fish in the sea), pay, and then show some fisherman-like patience. When the flattery arrives, you’ll be referred to as that winsome girl in the stunning necklace.
Which beats the The Old Man and the Sea any day.
Available online at jenniferfishernyc.com.