Online - January 30, 2007

Cookie’s Fortune

2007 Valentine’s Day Guide

What’s in store for you this Valentine’s Day? Just break open a fortune cookie and add “in bed” to find out.

The world is always open to new talent …
Your relationship is full of drama. Use it to your advantage in some sexy Trashy lingerie (Ho White, anyone?). Boys who wanna have fun should go balls to the wall (literally) in a cop or Tarzan costume. After the fun is done, pig out on Christopher Norman chocolates.

Life to you is a fantastic adventure …
Go the distance with racy lingerie from Coco de Mer. Take things a step farther and indulge his fantasy (in a noncreepy way) with 24-karat handcuffs and a blindfold from Kiki de Montparnasse. Junk in the front? Show it off in Artificial Flavor undies or kitschy tighty whities from Alpha.

You will be of good comfort …
A heated massage table will warm anything up, and adorable Tysa knitwear will appeal to her sense of style. Let your silly monkey break all the rules with Banana Bakery sweets and a Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher (he’s gonna do it anyway).

You will travel the world for business and pleasure …
Create an evening under the stars at home with a planetarium. For those times when he’s stuck in the office, let him think about life beyond the four walls with an EcoSphere. While you’re away, stay close to her heart with Vicente Agor’s gold silhouette pendant, created with a photograph you provide.

Life will bring you rich rewards …
Appeal to her senses with Mistral’s brand new perfumes or Venchi Chocaviar, tiny bits of South American cocoa. Show off the family jewels in a pair of C-In2 sling support underpants from Bare Necessities.

You will live happily ever after …