Miami - March 21, 2007

High and Almightee

Almightee T-shirts

You Looked Better on MySpace. My Herpes Are Inactive if Yours Are. Quien Es Tu Papa? I AM Stupid.

You’d feel better about flaunting the ironic tee if you knew strangers on the street were laughing with you — not at you. (Hey, everyone, look at the hipster in the $38 mass-produced T-shirt, ahahaha.)

Almightee wants you to get noticed in a good way. Miami natives Jordan Steele (yes, as in Remington) Thompson and Katiana Quinones started the local graphic tee company, and Thompson does all the sketches (he loves comics) and screen printing himself out of his Miami Springs apartment.

Go speechless with illustrations like the half-deer, half-tree that “blends perfectly in the woods,” or, if you’d like to get the word out, try You Don’t Gnome Me or Just Fondue It.

Because they’re small-scale produced and under $20, you won’t be overplayed or overcharged.

Now who’s with stupid?

Available at Rag Trade, 4600 Northeast 2nd Avenue, suite 6 (305-573-1478); online at almightee.etsy.com.