Oh, do clean up your act.
EAT
Picnic Rocks
What: Mass picnic created by top chefs in aid of Restaurants Against Hunger.
Why: Eat up and get down.
When: Sun., dinner (£85) from 6 p.m.; after-party (£15), 10 p.m.
Where: Embassy, 29 Old Burlington St., W1S 3AP. To book, call Rosie on 020 8293 6133.
BUY
Coco de Mer Sample Sale
What: Mistress of Launderettes sells lingerie from her washing line, from £5.
Why: It’s all a bit dirty.
When: Fri., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: Coco de Mer, 23 Monmouth St., WC2H 9DD (020 7836 8882).
BID
Prada Prototype Auction
What: Historic one-off designs sold for first time.
Why: Get dressed and invest.
When: Now-25 July.
Where: Online at prada.com.
GRAB
What: Astley Clarke Sample Sale
What: Pieces by Vinnie Day, Pippa Small and more.
Why: All that glitters is sure to be sold.
When: Thurs., 6 a.m.-25 July.
Where: Online at astleyclarke.com.
DO
Eminence Organic Facial
What: Moisturising treatment with new fruit-based skin care from Hungary.
Why: You like juicy gossip.
When: Mon., noon-9 p.m.; Tues.-Fri., 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: Savana Urban Spa, 45 Hereford Rd., W2 5AH (020 7229 8300).