Miami - October 29, 2007

Get Shorty

Laila by Parameter Mini Holiday Dresses

Leg 1: Dude, jeans again?

Leg 2: [Sigh] She must be ashamed of us.

Leg 1: Why? We’re tan, toned, and electrolysized.

Leg 2: Yet we never see the light of day.

Leg 1: Seriously, we’re in Miami. It’s like Legs Gone Wild down here. We need to get her into something above the knee, stat, like one of Laila by Parameter’s mini holiday dresses. They’re made for the girl who wants to show some skin but doesn’t want to look like she should be working the bar at Snatch.

Leg 2: Such a fine line.

Leg 1: There’s the swingy black metallic number with a deep plunge; the puffy-sleeve sheath; and the sleeveless gold sack style with a pin-tuck collar. Which do you think she’d prefer?

Leg 2: Tough call. Maybe it’s time to get up in Arms.

Available at Lola Miami, 756 Arthur Godfrey Road, Miami Beach (305-534-2550); 2584 Northeast Miami Gardens Drive, Aventura (305-933-8666).