Chicago - March 12, 2008

Owl Be Darned

Night Owl Deliveries

You come home from a party at 1 a.m. and accost the fridge with the ferocity of a grizzly bear.

Hmmm. Ketchup, cottage cheese, and three-day old tuna. You’d rather eat nails. But the idea of stumbling a mile to Picante is less than appetizing.

Time to send in the experts. Night Owl will deliver anything you want from almost anywhere in the city directly to your doorstep — and we mean anything. Burrito and a barf bag? Gladly. Toothpaste and Q-tips? Righty-o. Porn and eggs? Baby, they got it. Just pick your pleasure, place your order, wait for a spell, and you’ll be sittin’ pretty.

Founded in Boston by three dudes craving late-night grub, Night Owl recently hit up our city. They’ve got deals at a number of local restaurants, so you don’t pay any extra for your order.

Just be sure to tip well.

Then your secret’s safe with them.

Night Owl Deliveries (312-421-7695 or nightowldeliveries.com).