Dear Gym,
So this thing we’ve got going on? It’s just not working out (literally). It was fun while it lasted, but I need way more space. And, truth is, I’ve found something else.
It’s called Vera Fitness. The new Greenlake women’s wellness studio offers me things I’ve only dreamed of — like $40 personal training sessions, female-focused workouts that combine cardio, flexibility, and Kinesis strength training, all in an airy, ecoconscious space.
It doesn’t have your intimacy issues and, to be honest, it smells better. It even has a genius online system that creates a nutrition plan and tracks my progress both in and out of the studio. I know you’re thinking it won’t last, but you’re wrong — things are looking good already.
And for the record, it’s not me.
It’s you.
Vera Fitness, 6845 Oswego Place Northeast (206-453-4632 or verafitness.com).