Psst!
There’s a conspiracy afoot. It’s highly complex, tightly woven, with a plot that spans the globe.
Artist Joyce McAndrews and carpet designer Stacy Logan Rudolph are in cahoots to create fashionable floor coverings for your lair. Yes, they’ve masterminded an effort to place bold objects d’art everywhere!
Their plan is simple: Choose from a portfolio of images, colors, and sizes or join their cabal and collaborate on a rug tailored to your agenda. Each ecofriendly carpet is then produced in Nepal using hand-spun Himalayan wool. The region’s altitude yields high-lanolin-content wool that naturally protects against your dirty secrets.
So if you’ve got something to hide, this is the rug to sweep it under.
Available at Stacy Logan, 409 First Avenue South, Pioneer Square (206-937-3333 or stacylogan.com). Free validated parking on weekdays at Merrill Place Garage (entrance on King Street). To see styles, go to joycemcandrews.com.