Online - January 30, 2009

You Are the Champion

One Hundred Wishes Prize Ribbons

The only thing Sis ever won was Biggest Flirt (code for total slutbag) in high school.

But she’ll proudly display a prize ribbon from One Hundred Wishes. A throwback to vintage horse-show ribbons, each one consists of multihued streamers hanging from pleated and looped rosettes in a palette of pastels. A bridle clip on back makes it easy to display.

Grant her the Birthday Girl in blue or pink with a gold silhouette on the anniversary of her emergence from the birth canal. Or opt for You Are a Prize, complete with a gold crown, to commemorate her all-around awesomeness.

Sure to make her forget all about her whore-ific days of yore.

Available online at onehundredwishes.com.