Ménage à three-day weekend.
SEE
Stale Magnolias
What: Laugh until your hair hurts at the drag ensemble spoofing the ’80s classic about Southern belles and other chick flicks.
Why: Southern comfort.
When: Thru June 14. Sat. & Sun., 8 p.m.
Where: Glama-Rama Hair Salon, 417 S. Van Ness Ave., at 15th St. (415-861-4526). Tickets online at brownpapertickets.com.
GO
Sonoma Jazz + Festival
What: Sip vino while watching Ziggy Marley, Joe Cocker, Chris Isaak, and others perform at this year’s music education benefit.
Why: Groove is in the heart.
When: Thurs.-Sun. Schedule online at sonomajazz.org.
Where: Field of Dreams, 151 1st St. W., at Montini Way, Sonoma (866-468-8355). Tickets online at completeticketsolutions.com.
GET
Outta Dodge
What: Win prizes, score deals, and map out your dream vacay using our newly launched Summer Trippin’ travel site.
Why: Get some T.L.C. (travel + leisure + candy).
When: The going gets tough between Memorial Day and Labor Day.
Where: Online at dailycandy.com/travel.
SHOP
Anthem Spring Sale
What: Sing the praises of 25-75 percent off cashmere throws, Ann Gish sheets, frames, and select furniture at the Presidio Heights boutique.
Why: Oh, say, can you save?
When: Thru May 31. Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: 3274 Sacramento St., at Presidio Ave. (415-440-6500).
BID
E-Auction Lots
What: Raise your virtual paddle for more than 100 killer wine packages (hint: Father’s Day) to benefit Auction Napa Valley’s health, youth, and housing nonprofits.
Why: Hey, bidder, bidder.
When: Fri., 8 a.m.
Where: Online at napavintners.com.