Get in the moo-d.
SEE
The Cow
What: Southbank Centre and Underbelly present seven weeks of comedy, circus, music, magic, theatre and children’s shows in a giant, purple, upside down cow.
Why: It’s udderly hilarious.
When: To 19 July.
Where: E4 Udderbelly, Southbank Centre, Jubilee Gardens, Belvedere Rd., SE1 8XX (08716 632538). Tickets online at underbelly.co.uk.
DANCE
Cable
What: The latest addition to the club scene opens in the railway arches at London Bridge with an impressive lineup of DJ’s and a 23.5-hour alcohol license.
Why: You’re wired.
When: Fri., 11 p.m.-7 a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m.-8 a.m.
Where: 33a Bermondsey St., SE1 2EG (020 7403 7730).
CUSTOMISE
Belen Echandia Couture
What: Choose zips, colours, straps and pockets to create the perfect butter-soft leather handbag.
Why: One of these things is not like the others.
When: You can carry it off.
Where: Online at belenechandia.com.
SHOP
London Designer Sale
What: Up to 80 per cent off samples from True Religion, Catherine Malandrino, DVF and more.
Why: It’s a cheap date.
When: To Sun. Daily, 11 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: The Music Rooms, 26 S. Molton Ln., W1K 5AB (020 7629 8199).
PREPARE
Beach Cafe
What: New one-stop online holiday shop sells everything from bikinis to beach reads.
Why: Avoid the crowds, for shore.
When: At the last minute.
Where: Online at beachcafe.com.