London - June 18, 2009

The Weekend Guide

What to Do This Weekend

Practice the art of seduction.

SEE
When All Is Said and Nothing’s Done
What: Emerging artist-to-watch Celina Teague explores the complexities of human existence.
Why: It’s wonderfully weird.
When: To 28 June. Tues.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat. & Sun., noon-6 p.m.
Where: The Gallery Soho, 125 Charing Cross Rd., WC2H OEW (07795 685878).

DANCE
Starkers Naturist Nightclub
What: Dare to bare all at naked disco night with nude staff and a warm, friendly (read: safe) atmosphere.
Why: You have nothing to wear.
When: Fri., 9 p.m.-late.
Where: Club Life, 65 Goding St., SE11 5AW (020 8386 7421).

READ
Poor. Old. Tired. Horse.
What: Exhibition explores text-based art, including the graphic potential of language and typographical arrangements of words.
Why: It’s your type of thing.
When: To 23 Aug. Mon.-Wed. & Fri.-Sun., noon-7 p.m.; Thurs., noon-9 p.m.
Where: Institute of Contemporary Arts, The Mall, SW1Y 5AH (020 7930 3647).

LEARN
Bulldog Salon
What: Free evening dedicated to the art of aphrodisiacs includes historical trivia, modern-day tips, cocktails and 20 per cent discount in-store.
Why: In the name of love.
When: Tonight, 6:30-9:00 p.m.
Where: Coco de Mer, 108 Draycott Ave., SW3 3AE (020 7584 7614). To add your name to the guest list, e-mail bulldog@apr-consultancy.com.

EAT
Taste of London
What: Open air food fest with stalls from top restos like Bumpkin, Le Gavroche, Kai, Hereford Road and more.
Why: It’s very, very tasty.
When: Thurs.-Sat., noon-4 p.m. & 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Sun., noon-5 p.m.
Where: Regent’s Park, Marylebone Green, entrance opp. Park Square Gdns., NW1. Tickets online at seetickets.com or call 08712 305581.