Los Angeles - January 08, 2010

Back to the Lab

LoomLab Scarves

Statement of the Problem: Subject suffering from an understimulated wardrobe; also complains of drafty sensations affecting the neck.

Hypothesis: The findings of Jane Henry’s LoomLab Experiment 1 collection should eliminate all issues instantly.

Materials: Silk, wool, cotton, and blends thereof, most in hand-loomed scarf form, all inspired by interpretations of visual language.

Procedure: Opt for Optic Squares in techy shades of green; Technical Grid in screen-saver blue; a multicolored, binary-inspired, eight-bit-code silk number; or a pocket square embroidered with circuit-board-rooted trees.

Results: Subject visibly pleased and well accessorized. The highly communicative Braille Poetry style (dots denote Shel Silverstein’s “Where the Sidewalk Ends”) and red, black, and white QR Coding (a scanner would reveal the label’s name) have been adopted permanently.

Conclusion: Problem solved. Though it is our heavy recommendation that Henry get back to the lab.

Available online at loomlab.com.