December 26, 2005

Best of 2005: Butt Face Online

A+D Diaper Cream for the Face

Hear that? It’s the tune of 2006. Before we dive in, a shout-out to our ...

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January 5, 2005

Butt Face Online

A+D Diaper Cream for the Face

Severe winter weather has transformed your once-dewy complexion into a chapped nightmare. Dry, flaky, textured ...

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February 27, 2009

Slipped You a Lickey Online

The Lip Slip Lipgloss

Your last date thought he was so slick when you gave your cheek and he ...

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July 22, 2008

Fug You Online

Ugly Bag

You’ve tried miracle creams, painful injections, and expensive procedures. But nothing helps. You’re still incredibly ...

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July 9, 2008

Beauty Call Online

2008 Best in Beauty

After sloughing ourselves in creams, serums, gels, and powders (and a few emergency trips to ...

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October 24, 2007

Just Say NoNo Online

The NoNo Hair Removal Device

Barry White’s cranking. Yes! Yes! Asti spumante’s flowing. Yes! Yes! Ricky’s seductively unbuttoning his shirt. ...

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March 26, 2007

Save Face Online

Grandma Gogg’s Strawberry Lemon Peel

Old Man Winter’s taken a toll on your punim, but your wallet can’t support a ...

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May 3, 2006

Mama Drama Online

The Mother’s Day Guide

From immaculate conception to silent birth, celeb moms have always had to contend with rumor-mongers ...

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June 3, 2005

It's the Balm Online

Girl Balm

Okay, Drama Queen: You’re crying at commercials. Your face looks like a polka-dot bikini. While ...

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