April Fools'!
Did we get you? Sucka. Like we'd really write about that. C'mon, you know us better.
For more April foolishness, check out these completely unserious stories:
Apr 1, 2009
The Tinge Razor/Vibrator
Apr 1, 2009
Better Marriage Blanket
Apr 1, 2009
Freedom Trail Gets a Makeover
Apr 1, 2009
DailyObama
Apr 1, 2009
Dallas Meat Market Website Launches
Apr 1, 2009
Small Things Considered Baby Rental Agency Opens
Apr 1, 2009
Bag Boys Delivery Service
Apr 1, 2009
Bear Market Matchmaking Service
Apr 1, 2009
Spa Opilovat Exfoliation Services
Apr 1, 2009
Hot New Party Drinks
Apr 1, 2009
Jimmyjane’s miVibe Application for iPhone
Apr 1, 2009
Ponce Day Salon Sensory Relief Treatment
Apr 1, 2009
Mask-or-Aid Escape Kits
Apr 1, 2009
Hotelicopter Takes Off