April Fools'!

Did we get you? Sucka. Like we'd really write about that. C'mon, you know us better.

For more April foolishness, check out these completely unserious stories:

Apr 1, 2009

Cut a Rug

The Tinge Razor/Vibrator

Apr 1, 2009

Smell Ya Later

Better Marriage Blanket

Apr 1, 2009

Oh, Lighten Up

Freedom Trail Gets a Makeover

Apr 1, 2009

Take His Word

DailyObama

Apr 1, 2009

Meat and Greet

Dallas Meat Market Website Launches

Apr 1, 2009

Parent Trap

Small Things Considered Baby Rental Agency Opens

Apr 1, 2009

Poops, I Did It Again

Bag Boys Delivery Service

Apr 1, 2009

Bear Trap

Bear Market Matchmaking Service

Apr 1, 2009

Takin’ a Mustache Ride

Spa Opilovat Exfoliation Services

Apr 1, 2009

Wishful Drinking

Hot New Party Drinks

Apr 1, 2009

I’ll Have What She’s Having

Jimmyjane’s miVibe Application for iPhone

Apr 1, 2009

A Room with No View

Ponce Day Salon Sensory Relief Treatment

Apr 1, 2009

Escape Gloss

Mask-or-Aid Escape Kits

Apr 1, 2009

Up Where You Belong

Hotelicopter Takes Off