Your Saturday night tequila shots don’t exactly mesh with your organic salad lunches. But life needs a little yin and yang.
Case in point: Dr. Etti’s Wellness Center and Miami Martial Arts Academy, a collaboration between the holistic living guru and her beau, Joseph “Master” Drabkins, whose black belt bragging rights include teaching the Secret Service and FBI how to kick serious butt.
Wander down the hall of wisdom (the couple’s inspiring quotes line the walls) leading to treatment rooms for lymphatic drainage, colonics, and massages. The 3,900-square-foot space also houses yoga and tai chi.
Or detox with one of Etti’s Sexi Juicing cleanses, including Bride-to-Be Boot Camp (to slim down), Superman Boot Camp (to lose fat and gain muscle), and the First Wives Club (for sweet “look-at-me” revenge).
We’ll drink to that.
Dr. Etti’s Wellness Center and Miami Martial Arts Academy, 6550 Collins Avenue, Miami Beach (855-955-8423 or dretti.com).
Photo: Courtesy of Dr. Etti