Sooner or later we all return to the ground whence we came.
Problem is your ass seems to be getting there faster than the rest of you.
If you’re like most women, that once gravity-defying booty of yours has fallen prey to time and a less-than-committed relationship to the StairMaster.
There is a solution. Bubbles, a fascinating butt-boosting product, aims to restore your tush to its former glory (or to heights previously unscaled). Using a combination of silicone, vertical support, and a smidge of compression, the supportive bands sit under your bum, providing lift and creating a natural-looking shape. Available in two styles — bands and thigh shapers (capris coming soon) — they offer varying degrees of support and come in the same range of sizes as your favorite hosiery for a perfect fit.
So you can flaunt that fanny till the day you die.
And not a moment sooner.
Available online at lovemybubbles.com.