Clothes Call

To-Do List:
10 a.m.: Dump satan — er, stepmom at dentist.

Noon: Meet Rapunzel  for lunch/vent fest.

2:20 p.m.: Pick up evil stepsisters’ pooches from doggie day spa and yoga. Suppress gag reflex.

4:30 p.m.: Meet with Fairy Godmother, a.k.a. Bella Miller of ChicShop Atlanta. Try on incredibly flattering clothes, handpicked for body type, coloring, taste, and lifestyle. Skip despairing over lack of disposable cash upon realization that she’s willing to scour places from Saks and Macy’s to Forever 21 to find great stuff on any princess’s (or peasant’s) budget.

7 p.m.: Confirm with Bella that new hair is a must. Listen as she suggests one of many salons that she trusts, from Decatur Square to Alpharetta. Decide on something yella to wear for now.
10 p.m.: Meet up with (current) fella. (Hopefully one who doesn’t condone blended families.)

11 p.m.: Live happily ever after.

Bella Miller (678-476-0994 or chicshopatlanta.com).