You’re so VIP. As in, when you stroll into neighborhood hotspots, you don’t just rub shoulders: People rub your shoulders for you.

So naturally, you must know that Taurus is offering patio massages. Each Thursday, beginning at 5:30 p.m., anyone sipping on the patio gets a quick rubdown, courtesy of a pro from next-door nabe Spa Sydell.

So be it that no one’s going to tell you that their summer selection of mojitos and pineapple, strawberry, and French vanilla martinis have been steeped with fresh fruit or mint leaves for two days. And so be it that unless you know to request patio seating, you’ll miss out on all the fun.

After all, a lack of signage and hush-hush attitude about the next big things should be status quo for your kind. And at Taurus, you’ll never get the cold shoulder.

But you already knew that, too.

Taurus, 1745 Peachtree Road, at 25th Street, Midtown (404-214-0641 or taurusrestaurant.com).