When it comes to fashion statements, you’re no Sit-Aside Sally. The world says, “Ease up there, missy.” You say, “Giddy up, leg warmers!”

So you’d do well to trot on down to Kaleidoscope to check out Nylon, a new clothing collection that mixes equestrian chic with French country style. Hitch a ride in the lace-backed riding jacket or play coy (try it; you’ll like it) in a ruffled, pleated blouse and high-neck sweater with painstaking Victorian buttons.

Nylon’s lines are so clean, and the colors so classic (neutrals like black, cream, and brown) that you’ll have no trouble pairing them with everything else in your insane closet. The clothes are so you-proof, you’ll be showered with compliments no matter how you wear them.

Just smile pretty and say thank you.

Like it was coming straight from the horse’s mouth.

Available at Kaleidoscope, 252 W Ponce de Leon Avenue, Decatur (404-378-1214). To see styles, go to nylonapparel.com.