Online - June 05, 2007

Poop Deck

Elephant Poo Poo Paper

Kid 1: Wow. Look at that elephant. He really thinks his sh*t don’t stink.

Kid 2: Actually, it doesn’t always smell bad. Just yesterday I was trying out my new Crayolas on paper made from elephant poop.

Kid 1: Cootie alert.

Kid 2: No, no. It’s totally clean.

Kid 1: Keep talking.

Kid 2: So these people collect the dung, dry it out, and wash it, leaving fibers from the grass, bamboo, and fruits the little guy’s ingested.

Kid 1: Grody. To the max.

Kid 2: I’m not done yet. Then they boil the fibers so they’re super clean, add banana tree and pineapple fibers to thicken the paper, and dry it in the sun. You’d never even know it was made from caca.

Kid 1: Okay. Kinda rad.

Kid 2: Oh, and also, they give some of the proceeds to elephant welfare and conservation programs.

Kid 1: Where do I get this stuff?

Kid 2: They have journals, stationery, and note boxes in the online Poo-tique.

Kid 1: Smell ya later.

Available online at poopoopaper.com.