Remember the poms? The White Rain? Those scrunch socks!

Seen through DayGlo-colored glasses, the ’80s kinda ruled.

And now you can harken back to the glory days with retro-style roller skating at Skate Towne. This is no pebbly blade through the park (ew, sweaty elbow pads). No, you’ll be burnin’ down the house in classic white lace-up boots with sparkly pink wheels.

Experts can speed around the dark rink guided by punchy colored lights. Or, if you’re like a virgin on skates, they have instructors who will have you shooting the duck like pros on ice and shadow skating in no time.

Just keep some potato skins and California Coolers on hand.

After that workout, you’ll be hungry like the wolf.

Skate Towne, 5570 Old National Highway, College Park (404-768-0095 or skatetowne.com).