August 3, 2007

Keeping Up Appearances

Themis Organizing Service

Highlights. Tatas. The Bulgarian accent you adopted freshman year just to see where it would get you. It’s not the makeover that gives you trouble — it’s the upkeep.

Which is probably why your clutter has turned into a giant mess. Time for Jena Jolissaint to clean house. The mastermind behind Themis, an organizing service named for the Greek goddess of divine order, will do the making over for you and show you how to maintain it.

She starts with a free consult to determine your needs; it’s followed by a three-hour tidying session. She’ll tack on extra half-hours for closets and media or home office spaces that need special attention.

Her approach is based on real life (yes, your real, messy life) rather than an ideal (one where you don’t eat, drink, or sit on anything ever again). Even more surprising? Jolissaint follows up with a gratis house call to ensure that you’re able to work with her plan all on your own.

And dahs very, very goot.

Themis Organizing Service (404-488-4504 or themisorgazingservice.com).