Laaadies and gentlemeeen, tonight we’ve got a spoozy of a dectacle, a doozy of a spectacle! Casandra Cubicle will brave the flying trapeze after just a few lessons at Circus Arts Institute!
Hush befalls crowd.
Amazing: She’s using instructor Carrie Heller’s stretching techniques! Watch as she warms up her body and gets her limbs ready for the climb.
First up: the Spanish web, better known as the soft rope. Didn’t know it was this easy to scale heights, didja, folks? Just a few lessons in, and this former pull-up pansy is shimmying like a pro.
Audience ooohs.
Observe the catcher’s hang! The rainbow split! Such contortions! This is where Heller’s padded floor studio and brain-balancing take-home exercises lead! We hear Heller even has students practicing toothbrushing and dressing with their nondominant digits.
Old lady faints.
Step right up to an eight-week series or a single session to start!
It could prove to be your greatest whoa on Earth.
Circus Arts Institute, 206 Rogers Street, suite 214, Kirkwood (404-549-3000 or circusartsinstitute.com).