Back-alley clubs and secret societies have never quite been your thing. You’re terrible at passwords and rope ladders. Fair enough. But here’s a clique that will rub you the right way: Trinity, the members-only massage club that’s been at capacity for years (and therefore never had reason to announce itself), has just opened a second location. For a monthly $30 fee, you get unlimited hour-long $35 massages. (It’s twice that for nonmembers.) It’s like the gym — except you’ll actually want to go. Capping the membership ensures that you can always get in at a time that works for you. Trinity’s online scheduler gives members the flexibility to float between locations and score drop-ins with their favorite therapists. Rooms come equipped with iPod docking stations and unperfumed lotions and oil, encouraging clients to bring in their favorite scents and candles. Just the sort of club you’ve always wanted to haunt. You and the rest of that party of one. Trinity Massage & Aesthetics, 4920 Roswell Road, suite 10, Sandy Springs (404-477-5100 or trinitymember.com); 5500 Chamblee-Dunwoody Road, Dunwoody (678-209-2000).