Dad always said you took after the postman. You suspect Santa is to blame.

But neither would consent to joint custody agreements like the dudes at Tradition Trees will.

Brothers Matt and Jeff Bowman will deliver a fresh-cut, handpicked tree and dutifully return to remove it any day that you wish.

Dreaming of a Charlie Brown tree to swaddle in a blanket? A fifteen-footer all covered in snow? Pick your just-cut Carolina fir from lots all over town and they’ll do the rest — watering stands and all.

After pickup, they’ll vacuum remnant needles (and move your two-ton hutch back into place), before mulching and splitting proceeds from your purchase with the Atlanta Community Food Bank.

Landing you squarely on this year’s nice list.

Tradition Trees (678-732-9676 or traditiontrees.com).