January 22, 2008

Roam if You Want To

TinyProof Pet Proofing Service

Dear TinyProof,

Most sincere apologies for snarling when you rang. I was used to having my way in this house. Clearly, my owner (let’s call her O.) thought things here had gotten outta hand.

But thanks to you, I no longer rule this roost — your pet-proofing methods have tamed the beast in me.

Nice touch, coordinating the drawer locks and gates to blend with O.’s existing decor — you know I’m colorblind. Suffice it to say, I can’t run amuck (through her laundry, closet, and unread magazines) to my liking anymore.

And those citrus-flavored cable and corner covers? In a word? Gross with a capital grrr. They may be completely safe (after all, you adapted your methods from baby-proofing new parents’ homes), but those clever, all-natural suckers are downright offensive.

I should know. I drink from the toilet.

Yours,
Mimi the Terrier

TinyProof (404-254-6992 or tinyproof.com).