March 3, 2008

The Interruption of Everything

Cubicle Etiquette Classes

MEMO

To: All
Importance: High
Re: Oh, everything

In light of recent events, it has come to our attention that cubicle etiquette classes are now in order.

Please be advised that while curry pepper fish sticks and Buxom Bunnies IV may be the comforts of your home, they have little to do with furthering our mission statement.

Also note: Office layout was devised for maximum work efficiency. Not for interoffice humming acoustics; not so that you can look up from your desk every time someone gets a fax. (It’s not for you. It’s never for you.)

We are enlisting the services of Randy Whatley, a professional image consultant who leads workshops on topics like eavesdropping, break room decorum, and the finer points of speakerphones.

We trust that you will be complicit, even if you haven’t contributed to the Monday Munchies snack pool since you were hired.

We wouldn’t want to call anyone out.

Randy Whatley (770-640-9918 or info@cypressmedia.net).