March 18, 2008

Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are

Kirklands’ Wood Garden Protecting Potions

A rose is a rose is a rose. Until it’s a puncture wound and a wrecked manicure. Then it’s a @$%^&** piece of $$$%% of a rose.

But you digress. Hopefully just long enough to pick up Kirklands’ Wood gardener care products.

Union Point-based farmer/mixer Kirk Moore applies skills he learned as a Colonial Williamsburg gardener to growing and bottling garden pest deterrents that are safe to flora and fauna alike.

If the names don’t give ’em away, the results will. No Does’s dehydrated egg solids and white pepper alter deer feeding patterns for up to three years; Slug-go’s mix of subterranean minerals keeps things clear of peskies; and arnica-based repair lotions and waterless cleansers work like a charm just when you’re ready to give your garden the finger.

And we don’t mean your green thumb.

Available at Madison Gardener, 144 Academy Street, Madison (706-486-4630); online at smithsbathandhome.com.