Feldman: ’Sup, man? You’ve turned into such a dillweed since the ’90s ended.

Haim: Just mad ’cuz hotties don’t chill at malls anymore. Maxin’. Relaxin’. Packin’ mezzanines with those tight jean skirts.

Feldman: Dude. We’re, like, 36. Try this new spot, Blackberry. Just open off the food court atrium at Underground Atlanta.

Haim: Chicks? Escalators? A reason to wear shades?

Feldman: Er, chicks with PDAs. The Wi-Fi spot has this jelly tea and lemonade bar where you pick your poison — juice. Pomegranate, mango, or tropical iced teas and lemonades. Then go crazy with fruit-flavored jelly, kiwi, strawberry, pineapple hunks.

Haim: And the straws?

Feldman: Super wide for the fruity goodness soaking on the bottom.

Haim: Ooooh, I get it. I was thinking we could …

Feldman: Watch it, Haim.

Blackberry Coffee Lounge, 50 Upper Alabama Street, suite 122, Downtown at Underground Atlanta (404-704-2097).