Online - October 29, 2008

Made for Walkin’

The 2 Bandits Boot Straps

Long ago (2007), in a dusty old whistle-stop far away (Manhattan), two trailblazers set the townspeople talkin’ with a bold idea that would change things forever.

Sheriff: Well, I’ll be darned. The 2 Bandits done got away with it again!

Bartender: Who do those girls think they are, comin’ in here and stirrin’ things up? One look at their boot straps and the womenfolk go cuckoo. It ain’t right.

S: All those newfangled Native American-inspired designs, too. There’s the Santa Fe, the Navajo, and a slew more — all made from vintage fabrics.

B: Lordy, they’re as hot as a brothel on nickel night. You just stick ’em on your boot, pull ’em tight, and they won’t slide down.

S: They make boots look new — like they’re store-bought that way. What in tarnation?

B: Well, surprise, surprise, this stuff’s made in New York City!


Available online at the2bandits.com.

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