Minors Turning Vindictive? Mindless, Tawdry, and Vulgar? Multitasking Vaginas?

Nope. Believe it or not, MTV once stood for Music Television. And it’s finally living back up to its name with MTVMusic.com, a newly launched site where you can watch just about any video ever made on demand.

Oh, yes. They’re all there. From “Hungry Like the Wolf” to “Sweet Child o’ Mine,” from Britney to Bryan Ferry, from the Latest LCD Soundsystem to classic self-referential vanthems like “Money for Nothing” and “Video Killed the Radio Star.” Browse to your heart’s content by artist or genre. And enjoy the site’s visuals, which pay homage to the MTV of yesteryear.

It’s almost enough to Make Television Viewable again.

Available online at mtvmusic.com.