Atlanta - May 29, 2009

Keep Your Eyes on the Prize

The Eye Spa Opens

General Blinks: Man your battle stations! Those brows look like they’re on a collision course, and there’s only one way to stop ’em.

Crew: Aye aye, captain!

GB: Set sights on The Eye Spa. This one’s gonna be a hairy fight, boys. The brand new spot marks uncharted territory — blue velvet curtains, hardwood floors, soft salon chairs, and all that.

Private Parts: At the ready, Cap. We’ve heard rumors of specialty massages.

GB: Focus now, boys. The spa offers threading, waxing, and body services, from heinie-lifting treatments to henna art. Don’t get distracted by fandangled stuff like the liquored-up Tequila Massage. This is an in-out operation. Try it, and we may never leave.

PP: So the half-hour lunch facial isn’t off limits? What about the Gazillian — a Brazilian for dudes?

GB: By all means, let ’er rip.

The Eye Spa, 2287 Peachtree Road, Buckhead (404-609-9650 or theeyespa.net).