Getting to the Roots of It All

7:15 a.m.
Mercy Hairy Hospital, Psych Ward

Case Notes:
Patient X bounded into office with super shiny hair, claiming little else than some “mind-numbingly” awesome session at a spot called Muse Salon.

Patient Comments:
Patient X remembers booking a scalp conditioning appointment with Hailey Hays. After a comb-out and some light pressure on Hays’s part, patient recalls little else. (Witnesses claim that homegirl promptly slipped into a coma.)

Additional Notes:
Hays claims to have continued services with a self-warming cleansing oil infusion and clarifying rinse, followed by a painted-on nutrient mask and steamy, hot towel head wrap. Hays then rendered Patient X completely immobile. (She describes administering an “intense” head and neck massage. Witnesses likened it to “angelic jujitsu.”)

Conclusion: A nourishing shampoo, blowout, and flatironing, according to salon owner Daniel Jones. Patient exhibits full use of limbs and a pillow-soft coif.

Though she’s clearly head over heels for this treatment.

Muse Salon and Spa, 4620 Kimball Bridge Road, Alpharetta (678-393-2214 or musesalonandspa.com).

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4620 Kimball Bridge Rd
Alpharetta, GA 30005