They call you The Clutch Commander. Master of shallow pockets, enemy of the carabineer (and any other tacky-ass accessory heavy enough to pull down a nice pair of pants).
Well, Sally Sleeker, we’ve got something for you: the Forked Up ...
You’ll do a lot to keep up a good front. Hot rollers in traffic. Boeuf bourguignon delivered to your door then passed off as homemade. No one said you were perfect.
But leave the house wearing Ela Vanila jewelry and the world ...
From time to time, mixing it up can be a good thing. From time to time, swapping a grappa nightcap and updo for a midnight Micky D’s run and New Balances is just darn smart.
And so it also goes ...
To date, you’ve mastered:
1. Accentuating the positive.
2. Assuming a queer eye.
3. Knowing precisely what not to wear.
But when it comes to an original way to avoid looking like a desperate housewife, you might want to consider ...
There, looming in the distance: a soiree of the utmost importance. Here, standing in front of the closet: you, clueless as to what to wear.
Suddenly, a light goes off in your head. A custom dress is just a phone ...
Granted, you don’t admire Sherlock Holmes for his fashion sense: A pipe and deerstalker aren’t really your idea of high style.
But a little intrigue never hurt anyone. Which is why Luna Luz’s current collection could be right up your (darkened) ...
How about a quick round of Pyramid?
We say: “Keith and Nic, Mimco, and a just-oakey-enough shiraz.”
You say: “Things we love from Australia!” And then: “What’s a Mimco?”
Glad you asked. The line of bags, wallets, jewelry, accessories, and knitwear ...
Wake up. You were having that Bonnie and Clyde dream again. Filled with page boy flips, madcap exploits, and a 28-year-old Warren Beatty.
On the other hand, maybe your real life could use a little five-oh action. Or at least ...
