Who wears short shorts?
• Buxom blondes in hick-chic music videos.
• Your iPod-wearing Zifty driver last night. (Holy hot pants, Deliveryman.)
• You, come summertime. (Cue incredulous “pshaw” sounds now.)
The things have come around faster than Teri Garr ...
Of course you recycle. Empty Laughing Cow cheese wrappers totally count. And Post-Its doodled with your future last name always make the cut.
But when it comes to acquisitions, you’ll take new and shiny, thank you very much.
Coleccion ...
You’re no Iron Chef.
Still, that doesn’t mean you haven’t had a few major showdowns around the kitchen.
There was the wrestling match with the bag of Fritos. The treacherous tango with the citrus zester. And a little thing you ...
Sharing the glory has never been your strongest suit.
To hear you tell it, you taught yourself to read, speak French, and hand-toss that Digiorno’s thin crust you passed off as your own last night.
Something you can actually earn the ...
If you were a camel, those big brass earrings might just be the last straw.
Between the ten-pound stack of papers you lugged home from work (again) and that veritable papoose of a trendy handbag, you’re one accessory away from ...
Mercy invites. Whalebone bustiers. Something about weddings makes a girl want to lose it.
Not this year. Whether you’re a DIY bride (control freak hell-bent on dictating every detail) or a subsidized one (milking that last shot at parental cash), ...
Slimming hose? On your tush. Plumping gloss? On your lips. Starlet hair? In your eyes. Again.
Your bangs. One glaring reminder that you can’t transform your whole look overnight. And that you have a pretty big forehead. Sigh. But before ...
You were doing your best to kick those cravings. Traded ice cream for Tasti D-Lite. Ordered many a Splenda-sweetened latte. Even switched to Stoli and sodas. But a humble (yet sublime) fried Kit Kat at the fair brought things crashing ...
