Telephone time!
Player 1: New boutique in Smyrna — pass it on.
Player 2: Chocolate brown Matty M denim, William Rast trousers, and Plastic Island belted cashmere dresses — pass it on.
Player 3: Set up like an OCD’s closet, arranged by ...
If bars had food trivia nights, you’d win the XXXL “I Got Bombed at …” T-shirt every time. (The Barefoot Contessa was a former White House nuke policy expert! Paula Deen was agoraphobic! )
Hard to believe, we know.
Instead of ...
You were born in the wrong era. You would have rocked the flapper look (ciggy and all). Thrown around words like barney-mugging and daddy-o. Decked your pad in deco.
But then you found out about prohibition. Um, no thanks.
Current closet inventory: 52 dresses. 82 shirts. 54 skirts. 200 pairs of shoes.
In other words: nothing.
For this heat, you need something breezy. Airy. Slip-onable. So you head to Sage and pillage the dresses for Nelli’s silky, luster-filled, jewel tone ...
Edgewood Avenue offerings are a lot like that (quasi) hottie you turned down at Smyrnabration last fall. Some things just look yummier every time you see them.
Like what’s on offer at Dynamic Dish Market Delicatessen — which may shape ...
She was artsy to your fartsy. Kierkegaard to your Bret Easton Ellis. But in the end, the beeyatch still made off with your “If I were a guy, I’d rush Lambda Chi” crush party T-shirt. (Not to mention your Lambda ...
Final lap. Time to take this puppy home. Breathe in. Shwwwwwww. Breathe out. Thaaaaaaaaaaah@#$!.
Doh. Must have been that last trip around the All-You-Can-Inhale 500.
Ready for something a little racier? Make a pit stop at new Hot Stix Stir-Fry ...
De la Renta. The look that launched a thousand fashion spreads, the name that sparked this year’s Fashion Cares titterings, the inspiration behind designer Melissa Tabor.
Wait, who?
Okay, maybe the whole town isn’t abuzz about her yet, but it ...
