They say that idle hands are the devil’s playthings. (And by “they,” we mean any ...
They say that idle hands are the devil’s playthings. (And by “they,” we mean any ...
You fired your shrink for being a Nosy Nelly. And your life coach for being ...
You’ve got a mind like a steel trap. A slightly rusty, cloudy (but very well-equipped) ...
You can’t stand the memory of the last guy who brought you flowers. Pity: Those ...
Your dried-roses-as-decor phase ended right around the time a someone actually sent you dead flowers. ...
MEMO To: All Importance: High Re: Oh, everything In light of recent events, it has ...
You? A shrinking violet? Never. When it comes to self-assertion in the bedroom, you could ...
She humiliates you publicly and points out only the negative. But you gotta love your Mama. ...
Blame it on the vodka. The Henny. Or on your sun-soaked, bad summer habits. Get ...
Stop the presses. You’ve got some nerve coming in here like you own a piece ...