Black fishnet stockings? $22. Fine for ___ing in public? $100. (Sorry, ociffer.) Keeping things classy this Halloween? Priceless.

Scare yourself straight with ritzy fright night options.

If You’re Blue
Get your Halloween high in small doses with nostalgic penny candies ...

You’ve always been on the fence about pet portraits. Wiggles-trapped-in-laundry-basket Polaroid on the fridge? Yes. Taxidermies ’R’ Us lifetime membership? Arf. Arf.

But Mitzi Rothman’s new watercolor commissions are nothing to bark at.

Far from staid and stiff, the Atlanta-based ...

Shut up and let the week go.

SEE
Village Theatre
What: The improv troupe hosts weekend shows, private shindigs, and comedy classes in their brand new performance space.
Why: Cue you.
When: Shows, Fri. & Sat., 8:30 p.m.
Where: 486 ...

Who plans a wedding during an election year anyway? Oh, right. You. Keep it simple, sweetie. (Lord knows the rehearsal dinner seating chart won’t be.)

Clever Distractions Are Key
Nastro Bello Jewelry organza and pearl lariats are spot-on. They’re sweet, ...

Everybody loves a sleepover. Waffles are nearly guaranteed. And how better to judge people than by their books and furnishings?

Get ready to set a higher bar at new Stonehurst Place. Owner Barb Shadomy’s London design schooling stands front and ...

Hmm. Tastes liiiiiiiiike …

EAT
To-Go Ware
What: Cute, reusable stainless steel, and bamboo dining sets put Styrofoam to shame.
Why: Fork it over.
When: You’re due for a pick-me-up.
Where: Eco Emporium, 1000 Marietta St., West Midtown (404-875-5224).

Ultimate Restaurant ...

Radiation review:

- Sunscreen = good.
- Tanning = bad.
- Pressing your face to the microwave while lightning strikes your house = very superbad.

Amazingly, 5-year-old Kate Thurman survived that last one unscathed. Years later, she caught another spark ...