“Quite sure something’s back here?” snickered Edmund Pevensie.

“Promise, promise!” said Lucy, navigating the brocades, woolly skeins, and rococo stylings of the Lewis & Sheron showroom.

“I think we’re lost,” said Susan, not the sharpest quill in the inkwell.

“There ...

The look. of love. was in. your eyes.

Subsequently followed by dark circles, puffy lids, and behemoth Ray-Bans. (Monster broke your heart.)

On the bright side, Natural Body’s new eye treatment. It’s just the cure.

Robe up and nestle into ...

Laaadies and gentlemeeen, tonight we’ve got a spoozy of a dectacle, a doozy of a spectacle! Casandra Cubicle will brave the flying trapeze after just a few lessons at Circus Arts Institute!

Hush befalls crowd.

Amazing: She’s using instructor Carrie ...

Caipirinhas, here you come.

GROOVE
Contra-Tiempo
What: The top-billed L.A. salsa/urban/Latin dance company hits the city for two weekend shows.
Why: Grab a lesson this week to stay on your toes.
When: Sat., 8 p.m.; Sun., 5 p.m.
Where: Beacon ...

Star light, star bright …

If Debbie Showalter and Stephanie Frost-Rocha have their way, the first star you’ll see tonight will be right in your own backyard — at a Starlight Flicks movie party.

You provide the movie and the ...

No doubt about it. Getting through the rest of the week was a labor, all right.

SEE
I’ll Remember You
What: Korean photographer Yeondoo Jung’s larger-than-life celluloids pay homage to his fascination with Western movie making.
Why: Get the picture?

You’ve been Tour de France scheming ever since Armstronaughey brought spandex back. But your daily grind isn’t suited to cycling aspirations.

Plus, you don’t speak French.

Join message-boarding bike group Faster Mustache (what? you haven’t heard of Critical Mass?!) instead ...